I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Do vagina's smell?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
