i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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