Porn is love you can see.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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