I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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