I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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