we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Duck Duck Cougar?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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