dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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