Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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