I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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