they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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