He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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