His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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