stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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