I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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