I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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