I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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