Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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