She said her name was "party"
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
We don't watch enough power rangers
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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