It's Friday. Sex?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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