Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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