Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I have feelings that need drinking.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
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