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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?

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  unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...

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• (954): View more from Florida

  If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.

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• (760): View more from California

  I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.

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  Again?

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• (646): View more from New York

  i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE

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• (631): View more from New York

  I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow

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