my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
honey bunches of taint.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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