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Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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