what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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