Midget sex pt 2 tonight
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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