is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Randomize
