just tell him i said nine months
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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