So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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