she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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