it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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