real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
