You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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