We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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