You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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