We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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