I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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