oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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