grandma shit on top of the toilet
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
