He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Randomize
