its not stalking. its research.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
