just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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