Will you blow on my dice?
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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