so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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