GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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