Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Ketchup is God's man juice
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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