Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
