he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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