Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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