and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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