Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I AM VODKA MAN
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
its liver damage thursday
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