The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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