she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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