I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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