So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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