its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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